It's Me Again, Mr. Norris

Dear Mr. Norris,
If I'd known my sister was going to forward my blog to your company, I never would have said that about you being 70 years old "for pity's sake". I only meant that I'm young enough to be your daughter.

I am, however, very grateful for the 30 page instruction manual for the Total Gym 1000 that one of your team members forwarded to her for me. Right on the cover was the explanation for my feet releasing and sending me zooming backward at 30 miles an hour: I had the bars anchored to the WRONG end.

As a visual learner, I am confident that the pictures provided in the user's guide are going to lead me to a state of buffness that will shock my peers.

Most sincerely,
Denise in Phoenix